Find Out Which Video Game Character Exemplifies Your Love Life

Here is a list of the most popular video games in each state. No! That may not be exaggerated news. Reading about video game characters based on zodiac signs would not suit everyone, because (honestly), everyone do not prefer zodiac signs. I surely do not. Ooh! “SEGA” is sued for a rigged “Key Master” arcade machine. 

I have got it! Here is a list of 5 popular video game characters likely based on your love life. Feel the love like the sound of cheeks grazed by gold. Like two dragonflies attached, forming a heart, you may feel ecstatic bliss, lasting a lifetime or you may think of it as discontinued love. For others, to love is to have acceptance and/or vice versa (where their problems become yours). To date or marry a partner, (some people would say) you are practically dating their friends and family, because a relationship is viewed by many like an interview (and you may have to cooperate with their loved ones).

Do you prefer the mature aspect where multiple partners (in a polygamous relationship) have a mutual agreement? Many video games tend to avoid events like baby showers and wedding showers, but you do see the before and after scenarios. In-game relationships can make us live vicariously through the scenario or to simply not relate. Either way it goes, it is time to see which video game character exemplifies your love life.

5. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas—Carl “CJ” Johnson:

With access to playable sex scenes and no children afterwards, your manhood is not really put to the test. At some point, most, (if not) all of us fantasized about someone. The good news is that in the “GTA” series, you do not catcall women, because many women do not like that. Women are not objects or a form of ownership. They are human beings. 

Besides the activities involving street smarts, what you can controversially do in the “GTA” series is violently assault women, attack them with weapons, and even run them over with your vehicle. Did I mention that you can do the same thing to the men in the game? If you would rather live on the wild side and do not mind having a no strings attached relationship, you are more like CJ. Yes, CJ can commit violence, but on the flip side, he also is a ladies’ man. If you are more like CJ, your characteristics may fall under tough, rebellious, cool-headed, blunt, insightful, extroverted, malicious, popular, protective, affectionate, and uncompassionate.

4. Life Is Strange: Before The Storm—Max:

Max and Chloe had the type of relationship that many of us hardly hear about in real life. The actions you take as Max (who has the power to rewind time) can determine the future. They started from platonic love to a romantic love and it is the beautiful storytelling and magnetic gameplay that is so intriguing. Chloe used to be best friend’s with Rachel (a missing girl) and you can play as Max, investigating what happened to Rachel. If you are like Max, it shows that you are generous, open-minded, sympathetic, self-controlled, introverted, soft-spoken, alert, creative, dependable, understanding, nonconforming, meticulous, productive, and ambitious.

3. Mario Party—Mario:

The iconic plumber is on a journey to save Princess Peach (a hot blonde woman. A princess that will accept a plumber may be a keeper. Mario has to put a stop to Bullet Bill, Bob-omb, Goomba, Koopa Troopa (where you can ride his shell), Piranha Plant, Thwomb, Boo, Chain Chomp, Bowser, and more. There are those that will take a bullet for their crush, but to face “Bullet Bill, then Bowser, is another story. 

Mario does not seem to worry if what he is fighting for is ultimately unrequited love, but as always, Princess Peach is interested. It is a love story that many of us can mentally dodge while playing any Mario game, because we are so used to the saga. If you are like Mario, then you are daring, forthright, extroverted, amiable, romantic, cocky, headstrong, versatile, and adventurous.

2. Uncharted—Nathan:

Nathan Drake and the Journalist, Elena Fisher (who was originally brunette, turned blond) have been in a relationship for a while in the “Uncharted” series. Together, they sat down and played “Crash Bandicoot” on “PS1 (PlayStation), which is a game within a game. They had a rocky relationship, but got back together for “Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End.” If you are more like Nathan, you show the qualities of courage, optimism, humor, charm, forgiveness, and adaptation (with opportunistic instincts). 

1. Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey—Kassandra:

The playable characters are the siblings, Alexios and Kassandra and “Assasin’s Creed Odyssey” is the eleventh major installment of the “Assassin’s Creed” series. You can build relationships with non-playable characters of both genders, regardless of the gender of your character. If you are like Kassandra, you are well-spoken, witty, blunt, short-tempered, courageous, and polite, and loyal. 

Bonus: The Sims—You:

While there are no polygamous relationships in “The Sims,” if that is up your alley, you can do all of the imagining you want. Maybe in the long run, “The Sims” may actually create a version where if you date or marry more than one person, the other partner is not livid. For the time being, have fun dating anyone with your dream house, car, and job.