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Feel Young In An Old Person’s Body In Just Die Already
There are those actually waiting for their grandparent, parents, or older siblings with a huge age gap to just die. Maybe then they would see their own name written on a will. Seeing the same face every single day can make you want to perform a full-size somersault in front of a speeding ice cream truck. The same designers that gave you “Goat Simulator” brings to you an old people mayhem sandbox game, “Just Die Already.” “Just Die Already” is set to be released on May 20, 2021 for the following platforms: “PS4 (PlayStation 4),” “Xbox One,” “Nintendo Switch,” and “Steam.”
Gameplay:
In this cartoonishly violent game, you are an elderly, grumpy person in the future and people prefer not to have children. Due to the millennials (who prefer to play video games instead of doing actual work), nobody is around to pay for pension. Since nobody can cover your living costs, you have to survive on your own, like the rest of the elderly. Use your years worth of knowledge to stay alive.
There is nothing that you cannot do in this world, even though you have been recently kicked out of your retirement home. Now, you have to do young people things in order to survive in the cruel world. Perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets, which will ultimately qualify you for free retirement care.
Try crossing the street without getting ran over by speeding cars. That is right. You can pretend like you are playing the 1981 version of “Frogger,” but only you are an old person, simply trying not to get hit by a car. Pretend like a driver left a car in autopilot while sleeping, that the driver was busy texting, or making an emergency phone call, all while you are trying not to get hit. If there is the option of breaking a hip while walking, you are in for a treat.
Who can forget “Star Wars”? Well, you will be excited to know that you can use real lightsabers to kill other civilians. After you cut off a head of a civilian, just like a rooster with its head off, they may still remain alive. For how long? Play “Just Die Already” and find out. Launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone.
Offline, “Just Die Already” is up to 2 players. Via online multiplayer, play by yourself or up to 4 players. Complete challenges together like ripping your friends limbs off. All you have to do is stay alive in a world where everyone wants you to just die already! Fight against broad-shouldered security guards and swim away from relentless sharks. Get naked and misbehave where others want to toss you around like a sack of mashed potatoes. Use guns, a bazookas, axes, trombones, jet packs, fireworks, and a fire extinguishers, and more.
There is also the option of having a handy glue gun where you can be creative like gluing fireworks to a bicycle and riding it. Disrupt traffic and cause a traffic jam, watching cars explode. Attach wings to your arms and fly around to different locations. There are numerous ways to feel young again, but your goal is to find the retirement tickets.
Supported Languages:
English, French, Spanish, Japanese, German, Korean, Chinese, Russian, Portuguese
Supported Play Modes:
Handheld mode, TV mode, and Tabletop mode